Overstimulated & Under-Caffeinated Sweatshirt

If you’ve ever powered through a day running on pure chaos and half a cup of coffee, this sweatshirt has basically written your biography. The Overstimulated & Under-Caffeinated Crewneck is for the people who are juggling work, errands, kids, pets, a buzzing phone, and a to-do list that regenerates like a video game boss. It’s funny, it’s painfully relatable, and it’s ridiculously comfortable — the ultimate triple threat.

This soft, cozy crewneck is crafted to handle whatever kind of overstimulated madness your day throws at you. The neutral beige backdrop gives the design plenty of pop, with bold comic-style text in bright blue and yellow that instantly grabs attention. Whether you’re hitting the drive-thru for your fourth coffee, Zoom-meeting from the couch, or running out the door slightly frazzled but still fabulous, this sweatshirt becomes the unofficial uniform of the chronically overbooked.

But here’s the real charm: it’s not just a funny slogan — it’s solidarity. You wear this and instantly find your people. Other caffeine-dependent adults will spot it, laugh, nod, and whisper “same.” It’s a vibe. It’s a lifestyle. And honestly, it’s therapy.

The fit is relaxed and flattering, perfect for layering over leggings, jeans, joggers, or even pajama bottoms on those “do not talk to me until coffee number two” mornings. The interior is brushed soft fleece, giving you warmth without feeling heavy or bulky. Reinforced seams and ribbed cuffs ensure durability, so it holds up wash after wash even when life feels like it’s falling apart a little.

Whether you’re grabbing this for yourself or gifting it to a fellow multitasking champion, the Overstimulated & Under-Caffeinated Sweatshirt is guaranteed to deliver comfort, laughs, and a little bit of “wow… called out but in a cute way.” It’s the perfect blend of humor and everyday practicality — a wardrobe staple for anyone who lives life in the fast lane and runs on caffeine fumes.