Literally Freezing Sweatshirt – Funny Cozy Crewneck
Adult Sweatshirt Size Chart
Some people run hot. Others are literally freezing no matter the season. This sweatshirt is for the ones who always reach for an extra layer, crank the heat, and claim it’s cold when everyone else says it’s fine. It’s funny, relatable, and proudly honest—because being cold is basically a personality trait at this point.
Designed for everyday comfort, this sweatshirt delivers that cozy, can’t-take-it-off feeling from the first wear. The fabric is soft and warm without being heavy, making it perfect for chilly mornings, over-air-conditioned offices, or nights spent on the couch. The unisex fit is relaxed and easy, giving plenty of room to layer while still looking clean and put together. Whether it’s paired with jeans, leggings, or lounge pants, it fits seamlessly into daily life. This is the kind of sweatshirt you grab once—and then keep grabbing because it just works.
It also makes a spot-on gift when you want something thoughtful and funny. If you’re shopping for a sweatshirt for girlfriend who’s always wrapped in a blanket or stealing your hoodie, this one feels personal without trying too hard. It’s great for birthdays, holidays, winter surprises, or as one of those cold weather gifts for her that actually gets worn. The humor lands instantly, making it a favorite among fans of funny apparel and anyone who loves a casual sweater for women that doesn’t feel boring.
Unlike novelty pieces that get worn once for a laugh, this sweatshirt has real staying power. The message is timeless, the design is clean, and the comfort holds up wash after wash. It works just as well for errands as it does for travel days, coffee runs, or lazy weekends. The graphic is bold but balanced—enough personality to get a smile without feeling loud.
This is the kind of sweatshirt that quietly becomes a favorite. It’s cozy, funny, and completely relatable, which is exactly why it works.
Product Details
- Unisex fit with a relaxed, everyday silhouette
- Soft, cozy fabric with a smooth, comfortable feel
- Mid-weight warmth is ideal for layering or standalone wear
- Durable graphic print designed to hold up wash after wash
- Classic crew neckline with long sleeves
- Easy care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Available in multiple neutral and seasonal color options
If feeling cold all the time is part of the brand, this sweatshirt belongs in the rotation. Add it to your cart and stay cozy—no explanation needed.
Shipping
Orders are processed within 2–4 business days before shipping. During holidays and peak seasons, processing times may be longer due to increased order volume.
We offer domestic and international shipping. International orders may take 30+ days to arrive, depending on the destination and customs processing.
Shipping times provided at checkout are estimates only. Once an order has shipped, delivery timelines are determined by the carrier. Cozy Juniper is not responsible for carrier delays, including those caused by holidays, weather, or service disruptions.
Holiday orders should be placed at least 15 days before the holiday to allow for processing and transit time. Cutoff dates may vary and will be shared during seasonal promotions when applicable.
Tracking information will be emailed once your order ships.
Returns & Exchanges
Many Cozy Juniper items are made to order. Because of this, we do not accept traditional returns. However, exchanges for store credit are available under qualifying circumstances.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please get in touch with us within 5 days of delivery and include clear photos of the issue. Once reviewed, we’ll provide the next steps for a replacement or store credit.
Sale and discounted items are final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
Holiday purchases follow the same return and exchange policy and are not eligible for extended holiday returns.