F-CAW-F Funny Chicken T-Shirt
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Some thoughts are better said out loud—and this one happens to land perfectly on a t-shirt. If you live the farm life, you already know the moment this phrase was born. It’s blunt, it’s funny, and it’s the kind of humor only someone who’s dealt with chickens at sunrise can truly appreciate. Wearing it feels like an inside joke between you and anyone who’s ever chased a bird across a yard.
This t-shirt is built for comfort first, because farm days don’t stop for outfit changes. The fabric is soft from the first wear, with a breathable feel that works just as well in summer heat as it does when layered under a jacket on cold mornings. The relaxed, unisex fit gives you room to move without looking sloppy, whether you’re hauling feed, fixing fence lines, or heading into town after chores. It’s the kind of shirt you forget you’re wearing—in the best way.
As a gift, it’s a guaranteed win for farmers with a sense of humor. This shirt works for birthdays, holidays, Father’s Day, farm anniversaries, or as a surprise for the person who’s always muttering under their breath at the coop. It also fits right in with collections of rooster t-shirts and men’s funny tee shirts, while still being comfortable and flattering enough to count as t shirts for women plus size. Basically, if they laugh first and then immediately try it on, you nailed it.
Product Details
- Unisex fit designed for everyday comfort and easy movement
- Soft, lightweight fabric that feels broken-in without wearing out
- Durable print that holds up through repeated washing
- Classic crew neckline with short sleeves
- Easy care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Available in sport grey and natural colors
If you’ve been looking for a shirt that matches your sense of humor and your lifestyle, this f caw f chicken shirt earns its place in your closet. Toss it in your cart, wear it proudly, and let the shirt do the talking—because the chickens already know.
Shipping
Orders are processed within 2–4 business days before shipping. During holidays and peak seasons, processing times may be longer due to increased order volume.
We offer domestic and international shipping. International orders may take 30+ days to arrive, depending on the destination and customs processing.
Shipping times provided at checkout are estimates only. Once an order has shipped, delivery timelines are determined by the carrier. Cozy Juniper is not responsible for carrier delays, including those caused by holidays, weather, or service disruptions.
Holiday orders should be placed at least 15 days before the holiday to allow for processing and transit time. Cutoff dates may vary and will be shared during seasonal promotions when applicable.
Tracking information will be emailed once your order ships.
Returns & Exchanges
Many Cozy Juniper items are made to order. Because of this, we do not accept traditional returns. However, exchanges for store credit are available under qualifying circumstances.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please get in touch with us within 5 days of delivery and include clear photos of the issue. Once reviewed, we’ll provide the next steps for a replacement or store credit.
Sale and discounted items are final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
Holiday purchases follow the same return and exchange policy and are not eligible for extended holiday returns.